Let’s face it, dogs are the WORST! Here are the top five reasons that no dog should ever be allowed in an office.
Reason #1: They Demand Attention and Need Help Taking Selfies (you know, because, no thumbs or phones).
Reason #2: All They Want To Do Is Have Parties (too much, too often, such irresponsibility).
Reason #3 – Naps, Constant Naps (and when they’re not napping, they’re getting ready to nap).
Reason #4 – They Can’t Be Bothered To Show Up On Time For Meetings (increasing everyone else’s work load).
Reason #5 – They Steal Your Food (especially this grilled cheese thief).
Why would you possibly want a dog in the office? WHY? Because they’re awesome, they make everyday better, reduce your stress level, they make you laugh, they look after you and they love you. Make your office a happier place, welcome DOGS!
Special thanks to Louie (the little food thief we don’t see enough); Georgia (the snuggly napper that we miss); Madoc (the bossy little farter); and LouLou – IMA’s official office dog, welcoming committee and best friend.